🦴 The Parlor: Meet your Host

Howdy kittens ❤ – Welcome to the digital diary of your Living Dead Show Girl ! My name is Mistress Morticia and thank you for stopping by my little corner of the web 🕸️

For this first post – I wanted to take a moment to introduce myself and explain a little bit about this site !

First things first, I am a burlesque dancer/showgirl, movie lover, and 24/7 goth <3. I wanted to create a site for all of my special interests to combine, where I can share my love of the goth community, music, and movies, while also having a space for my burley highlights. Basically, this blog is a clusterfuck of my personality. While that’s definitely not for everyone, I strive to make this site entertaining and informational ! That is – here is some things that you didn’t ask for or probably didn’t need to know but for the select few out there that share my extremely niche interests – I hope this entertains you !

Now let me break that down a little further… on my About page I listed a few categories:


🦇 The Crypt features horror movie reviews, television recommendations, and discussions of classic and contemporary fright films.

🕯️ The Manor focuses on gothic lifestyle topics, including home décor, fashion, beauty, and ways to bring a touch of dark elegance into everyday life.

📚 The Library contains book reviews, literary discussions, and recommendations for readers who enjoy gothic fiction, horror, dark fantasy, and the supernatural.

🦴 The Parlor is where you’ll find personal reflections, community features, interviews, and updates from behind the scenes.

🌙 The Midnight Theater – where the spotlight meets the shadows. Find performance highlights, event recaps, costumes, and backstage adventures.

🎼 The Catacombs – explores the underground sounds of gothic rock, post-punk, darkwave, industrial, doom metal, and other music lurking beneath the surface. I may sneak in some metal from my personal collection of deathxthrashxblack ❤


Each post title will be proceeded by one of the categories listed above (ex: this is a 🦴 Parlor post) and the content of that post will be themed to each category for that week. So if I’m doing a book review it will be highlighted under 📚 The Library or if I’m featuring a burlesque act you will see a 🌙 Midnight Theater post ! That way I can organize my disorganization just a bit more and keep things on track each week.

You can meet me here every Sunday for a discussion related to one of the following topics above.

First and foremost this is a digital diary. While I can’t promise you I have the most interesting life, I created this page to document my journey, and the things I experience/that mean something to me along the way whether that be a movie relevant to my life at the moment or a story from my recent travels. Should you choose to join me on each week’s overshare is your own decision – enter at your own risk.

With that said, maybe you’re more confused now teehee ! Let’s switch gears shall we !

Allow me to introduce myself through a grandious overshare of random facts !


Favorite color: ִֶָ˖ ִֶָ🍇་༘˚˖𓍢ִ໋🪻✧💜⋆🔮

Pets: I have a Rottweiler named Princess Leia

Zodiac: ⊹₊⟡⋆♋︎⋆⟡₊⊹ 🦀

Full Name: Morticia Cahlie Carol Philomena Morrígan

Pronouns: She/Her

Favorite Food: 🍻 – specifically a NE Hazy IPA [ Sierra Nevada if you’re nasty 😉 ]

Favorite Drink: 🍷 (mostly cabernet, occasionally chianti)

Relationship Status: Married

Career: full time witch 🩸 (also in nursing school)

Dream Vacation: Salam, MA ☽◯☾ (I visited this past January 2026 and have missed it ever since)

Home: Toronto Canada 🍁, and before that – County Cork Ireland 🍀

Currently residing in the swamps 🐊

Favorite Movie: well wouldn’t you like to know

Gonna have to read the blog to get that answer out of me 🗝️⋆

Favorite Genre:

For movies 📽️ – dark (horror, old, gothic, ect.)

For music ♫ – death/thrash/black metal

Favorite Quote: I never try anything. I just do it. And I don’t beat clocks, just people! Wanna try me?

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Dream Superpower: Look up Ace from the Royal Flush Gang ♠

Favorite Holiday: not to be the most basic goth ever but… 𓆩^._.^𓆪

༄˖°.🍂.ೃ࿔*:・🎃

Hobbies: Burlesque ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆

I’m a show girl baby .✦ ݁˖

Current Obsession (subject to change): Noodles !!

Every genre, Italian, Ramen, Thai – it is my obsession atm

Favorite Season: ⋆꙳•❅‧⋆☃︎❆₊⋆

Favorite Dessert: probably ice cream !

Favorite Non-Alcoholic Beverage: coffee black ♥︎

Favorite TV Show: hands-down, 100-1000000% RuPauls Drag Race

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

A very close second is The Addams Family (THE ORIGINAL)

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Somehow I usually watch about an episode of each everyday

Honorable mention for Trailer Park Boys

Celebrity Crush: The Grim Reaper

(fun fact, I married him!)

Birthday: July 22

Age: 23

Director of My Life: Tim Burton X Guillermo Del Toro X Rob Zombie Collab

Favorite Monster: The Bride


Well congratulations ! You’ve made it through your first overshare on this site – plenty more where that came from.

I consider myself to be the “Frankenstein of Burlesque” so that is where my hyperfixation with the Bride and Living Dead Girl comes from. I think that will make sense to those who have seen me perform or who know what it takes for me to put an act together !

One more tradition I hope to carry into each post ( this is a hint folks – we’re wrapping things up !) is a song of the week !

So without futher adu – this weeks choice falls in line with my namesake ❤


Song of the Week:


Thank you for joining me in 🦴 The Parlor this week <3.

It was lovely to meet you and I look forward to out next adventure

xoxo 𓄧

Mistress Morticia

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