Howdy kittens ❤ – Welcome to the digital diary of your Living Dead Show Girl ! My name is Mistress Morticia and thank you for stopping by my little corner of the web 🕸️
For this first post – I wanted to take a moment to introduce myself and explain a little bit about this site !

First things first, I am a burlesque dancer/showgirl, movie lover, and 24/7 goth <3. I wanted to create a site for all of my special interests to combine, where I can share my love of the goth community, music, and movies, while also having a space for my burley highlights. Basically, this blog is a clusterfuck of my personality. While that’s definitely not for everyone, I strive to make this site entertaining and informational ! That is – here is some things that you didn’t ask for or probably didn’t need to know but for the select few out there that share my extremely niche interests – I hope this entertains you !
Now let me break that down a little further… on my About page I listed a few categories:
🦇 The Crypt features horror movie reviews, television recommendations, and discussions of classic and contemporary fright films.
🕯️ The Manor focuses on gothic lifestyle topics, including home décor, fashion, beauty, and ways to bring a touch of dark elegance into everyday life.
📚 The Library contains book reviews, literary discussions, and recommendations for readers who enjoy gothic fiction, horror, dark fantasy, and the supernatural.
🦴 The Parlor is where you’ll find personal reflections, community features, interviews, and updates from behind the scenes.
🌙 The Midnight Theater – where the spotlight meets the shadows. Find performance highlights, event recaps, costumes, and backstage adventures.
🎼 The Catacombs – explores the underground sounds of gothic rock, post-punk, darkwave, industrial, doom metal, and other music lurking beneath the surface. I may sneak in some metal from my personal collection of deathxthrashxblack ❤
Each post title will be proceeded by one of the categories listed above (ex: this is a 🦴 Parlor post) and the content of that post will be themed to each category for that week. So if I’m doing a book review it will be highlighted under 📚 The Library or if I’m featuring a burlesque act you will see a 🌙 Midnight Theater post ! That way I can organize my disorganization just a bit more and keep things on track each week.
You can meet me here every Sunday for a discussion related to one of the following topics above.

First and foremost this is a digital diary. While I can’t promise you I have the most interesting life, I created this page to document my journey, and the things I experience/that mean something to me along the way whether that be a movie relevant to my life at the moment or a story from my recent travels. Should you choose to join me on each week’s overshare is your own decision – enter at your own risk.
With that said, maybe you’re more confused now teehee ! Let’s switch gears shall we !
Allow me to introduce myself through a grandious overshare of random facts !
Favorite color: ִֶָ˖ ִֶָ🍇་༘˚˖𓍢ִ໋🪻✧💜⋆🔮
Pets: I have a Rottweiler named Princess Leia
Zodiac: ⊹₊⟡⋆♋︎⋆⟡₊⊹ 🦀
Full Name: Morticia Cahlie Carol Philomena Morrígan
Pronouns: She/Her
Favorite Food: 🍻 – specifically a NE Hazy IPA [ Sierra Nevada if you’re nasty 😉 ]
Favorite Drink: 🍷 (mostly cabernet, occasionally chianti)
Relationship Status: Married
Career: full time witch 🩸 (also in nursing school)
Dream Vacation: Salam, MA ☽◯☾ (I visited this past January 2026 and have missed it ever since)
Home: Toronto Canada 🍁, and before that – County Cork Ireland 🍀
Currently residing in the swamps 🐊
Favorite Movie: well wouldn’t you like to know
Gonna have to read the blog to get that answer out of me 🗝️⋆
Favorite Genre:
For movies 📽️ – dark (horror, old, gothic, ect.)
For music ♫ – death/thrash/black metal
Favorite Quote: “I never try anything. I just do it. And I don’t beat clocks, just people! Wanna try me?“
– Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Dream Superpower: Look up Ace from the Royal Flush Gang ♠
Favorite Holiday: not to be the most basic goth ever but… 𓆩^._.^𓆪
༄˖°.🍂.ೃ࿔*:・🎃
Hobbies: Burlesque ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆
I’m a show girl baby .✦ ݁˖
Current Obsession (subject to change): Noodles !!
Every genre, Italian, Ramen, Thai – it is my obsession atm
Favorite Season: ⋆꙳•❅‧₊⋆☃︎‧❆₊⋆
Favorite Dessert: probably ice cream !
Favorite Non-Alcoholic Beverage: coffee black ♥︎
Favorite TV Show: hands-down, 100-1000000% RuPauls Drag Race
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
A very close second is The Addams Family (THE ORIGINAL)
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
Somehow I usually watch about an episode of each everyday
Honorable mention for Trailer Park Boys
Celebrity Crush: The Grim Reaper
(fun fact, I married him!)
Birthday: July 22
Age: 23
Director of My Life: Tim Burton X Guillermo Del Toro X Rob Zombie Collab
Favorite Monster: The Bride

Well congratulations ! You’ve made it through your first overshare on this site – plenty more where that came from.
I consider myself to be the “Frankenstein of Burlesque” so that is where my hyperfixation with the Bride and Living Dead Girl comes from. I think that will make sense to those who have seen me perform or who know what it takes for me to put an act together !
One more tradition I hope to carry into each post ( this is a hint folks – we’re wrapping things up !) is a song of the week !
So without futher adu – this weeks choice falls in line with my namesake ❤
Song of the Week:
Thank you for joining me in 🦴 The Parlor this week <3.
It was lovely to meet you and I look forward to out next adventure
xoxo 𓄧
Mistress Morticia
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