Meet your Living Dead Show Girl ⚰︎

Howdy Kittens ! Welcome to the home of horror hostess

the living dead show girl

Mistress Morticia !

As an irresistible creature with an insatiable love for the dead, I would like to welcome you to my personal piece of the web <3. For this first post, I think its best we get to know each other a bit better shall we ?

Since you already know my name by now (it’s Mistress but a select few of you can call me Morticia) here are a few other personal facts that I consider to be essential parts of my personality:

Favorite color: ִֶָ˖ ִֶָ🍇་༘˚˖𓍢ִ໋🪻✧💜⋆🔮

Pets: I have a Rottweiler named Princess Leia

Zodiac: ⊹₊⟡⋆♋︎⋆⟡₊⊹ 🦀

Full Name: Morticia Cahlie Carol Philomena Morrígan

Pronouns: She/Her

Favorite Food: 🍻 – specifically a NE Hazy IPA [ Sierra Nevada if you’re nasty 😉 ]

Favorite Drink: 🍷 (mostly cabernet, occasionally chianti)

Relationship Status: Married

Career: full time witch 🩸 (also in nursing school)

Dream Vacation: Salam, MA ☽◯☾ (I visited this past January 2026 and have missed it ever since)

Home: Toronto Canada 🍁, and before that – County Cork Ireland 🍀

Currently residing in the swamps 🐊

Favorite Movie: well wouldn’t you like to know

Gonna have to read the blog to get that answer out of me 🗝️⋆

Favorite Genre:

For movies 📽️ – dark (horror, old, gothic, ect.)

For music ♫ – death/thrash/black metal

Favorite Quote: I never try anything. I just do it. And I don’t beat clocks, just people! Wanna try me?

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Dream Superpower: Look up Ace from the Royal Flush Gang ♠

Favorite Holiday: not to be the most basic goth ever but… 𓆩^._.^𓆪

༄˖°.🍂.ೃ࿔*:・🎃

Hobbies: Burlesque ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆

I’m a show girl baby .✦ ݁˖

Current Obsession (subject to change): Noodles !!

Every genre, Italian, Ramen, Thai – it is my obsession atm

Favorite Season: ⋆꙳•❅‧⋆☃︎❆₊⋆

Favorite Dessert: probably ice cream !

Favorite Non-Alcoholic Beverage: coffee black ♥︎

Favorite TV Show: hands-down, 100-1000000% RuPauls Drag Race

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

A very close second is The Addams Family (THE ORIGINAL)

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Somehow I usually watch about an episode of each everyday

Honorable mention for Trailer Park Boys

Celebrity Crush: The Grim Reaper

(fun fact, I married him!)

Birthday: July 22

Age: 23

Director of My Life: Tim Burton X Guillermo Del Toro X Rob Zombie Collab

Favorite Monster: The Bride

Okay ! Another fun fact about me is I am really good at oversharing ! I feel like I have dumped a good part of my personality onto this post so lets move onto my plans for the blog shall we !

Every Sunday you will meet me here for a new movie review, overshare, and quick chat to catch up ! It is impossible for me to stick to one subject without injecting a massive amount of my pesona into it [ luckily this subject just happens to be a massive amount of my persona 😉 ] so this is my fair warning that I cannot guarantee you any safety from the unpredictability of future tangents.

Additionally – each of these movies I watch with my partner – Big Grimm. He hates the internet, being recorded, ect. – but… he has some of the best movie insight I have heard to date :0 !

In addition to my own opinions, I will include some unique perspectives from Mr. Reaper himself as we deep dive into this beautiful, fabulous, rainbow-infested genre.

Now ! One more warning !

I am goth !

I am an active part of the subculture and my heart is very involved in the scene. With that said, this part of my identity lurks its way into every aspect of my life and therefore this blog.

In addition to movies I will creep in some beautiful little gothic elements – whether that be local events, craft recipes, ect. Whether it relates to the film of the week or my life at the moment – you have been warned !

Goth is music

Goth is political

Goth is a subculture

AND ITS MOTHERF*CKING PRIDE MONTH

I AM HERE AND QUEER AND AN ALLY – ALL OF THE ABOVE !!!

So yeah just an emphasis on this is a safe space, Nazi punks fuck off, and we can just cut any and all of that shit out.

All are welcome and all means all races, genders, trans, sexualities, infinity, periodt.

To wrap up my introduction, here is a pride monologue:

Love you kittens !

Welcome to my lair,

xoxo

Mistress Morticia

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